The priests who caused our pope to resign should have paid a visit to the porn shop along 8th Avenue and 28th Street in New York. We would not be sitting here today waiting for white smoke.
The shop is the only place remaining in New York where one can pay the electric bill with one simple confession.
The new pope will not be black, but there are many black male hookers who call this place their office.
Bored with the white, bottom sissies who hang out at lunch inside The Blue, on 40th Street, I decided to see what was up with the red light district across from McDonald’s on 8th.
To my surprise, a man who I assumed was a hooker came to my side and stated: “Hey, pretty boy.”
Having not been called a pretty boy since the early ’90’s, he caused me to blush, so I engaged him in conversation, although I got little in edgewise.
“Looks like you got a military haircut,” he noted.
“I was in the Army, and haven’t grown it back since.”
“So what you into?”
I answered as straight forward as I could– “I like to get fucked, but places like these bore me. Were you ever inside the bar Stella’s before it closed?” I asked. “I used to turn tricks for $500. Those were the fun days in New York.”
To my surprise, the black man had been inside of Stella’s and went on to brag about the straight dancers who he picked up from there and “turned out”. I noticed the man had grey in his beard, so I assumed he was telling the truth about being to Stella’s.
An uncomfortable silence fell between us, shortly after the man finished telling of his exploits.
” I want to show you my ass,” I said without blushing. I turned and entered the buddy booth along the left side of the wall– the one with the large piece of plexiglass. He followed, and went into the adjoining booth. I mooned him and quickly pulled up my pants and left the dive.
He followed me onto 8th Avenue and stated: “I don’t chase after men, but that ass was nice. It was hairy. I really like that, pretty boy.”
I blushed again and explained that I had to get home.
“I hope I see you again.” I said.
“If you do, it may cost you next time,” he explained. “I was going to give you some for free.”