The Mayan calendar has not yet ended.
Although the Mayan civilization has vanished, offspring of these cannibals just so happen to be my neighbors here in Union City, NJ. I don’t speak much Spanish and it has been difficult for me to interview these latter-day Mayans for insight on what to expect today as our sun lines up perfectly with the center of the Milky Way Galaxy.
Like the rest of modern society, my tan-skinned neighbors seem to care so little about the end of a calendar that is the most exact and precise of any ever invented by higher intelligence here on Earth. How did these primitive people know that our sun lines up with the center of the Milky Way on December 12, 2012, when they did not have powerful telescopes like we do today?
Perhaps we are all little sperm in the balls of a solar system ruled by Jupiter, and this evening, our little dick cums into that big pussy that many millions of stars rotate around. Who will be the first to fertilize the egg that we line up with today?
If it just so happens to be me, be ready to washed out of the giant uterus of life– I look forward to ruling the womb of tomorrow alone, and in peace.