The melt down of a Jet Blue pilot yesterday was likely caused by the recent activity upon the surface of the sun.
Just a few days ago, a stewardess on American Airlines lost touch with reality right before she handed out peanuts. Who can ever forget the big queen who quit his gig on Jet Blue by grabbing a beer and exiting the plane down an emergency shoot that he activated? These incidents are related and are being caused by invisible residue of the recent storm upon the surface of our star.
As one who once was carried away by the men in white and injected with God knows what, I am outraged that charges have been brought against the innocent pilot. Will these charges prevent others from losing their minds or are we simply mad?
It’s only a matter of time before we all see God. We should not cut the heads from our prophets just because they made it to the kingdom first—remember “the violent take it by storm.”
Don’t forget to wear aluminum foil when flying.