Anthony Weiner is possessed by a demon, or as some say, “he suffers from a psychiatric disorder” Nothing has been published thus far regarding exactly what psychiatric diagnosis the congressman has, but in a nutshell, he is possessed by a demon, the type that Jesus took out of Jews, and it was not the congressman who acted sexually inappropriately.
Anyone who has ever experienced the thrill of what the inter- net offers when one is high and masturbating can only attest to the fact that demonic forces are in possession of the world wide web and are being spread around like a male prostitute in Sodom.
Weiner is not alone in his Linda Blair, head-spinning orgasmic rituals that involve real-time buffering. Anyone who owns a small hand held device with web-browsing capabilities has likely been taken by the legion of demons with too many names to mention.
Like spiders, cyber-demons are invading the psyches of all who are connected. Our addiction to constant Facebook contact has bled our imaginations dry. Eventually, these demons will cause all of civilization to go mad like Anthony Weiner, but on a mass scale, unless congress passes a bill to stop it.
Society will become one giant, dried-up, unemployed insect and all that will be left is the $7.9 Billion that Congressman Anthony Weiner single-handedly secured for the first-responders of the September 11th attack who are now “sick”. A written digital record will be left behind of all our sexual exploits on-line. The document, unearthed by future beings of this planet will show how it was that mankind started foaming at the mouth and became a conglomerate of sexually insatiable perverts.
Due to a sudden collapse of the Dow, the $7.9 Billion that Anthony Weiner secured while acting like a deranged, manic, bi-polar Jew on the House Floor will have all been spent. They money, on monthly stock statements, will have vanished due to some unforeseen bubble in the market, but we all know how it will be blown– on high-price hookers who market themselves as mental health professionals and have the nerve to call everyone but Anthony Weiner psychotic.