There will likely be another major market meltdown by the end of the summer. It is my hope that when the Dow Jones industrial average dips below 6,500 again that major panic breaks out and lawlessness erupts across the land— this is the only way that America will be a land of hope again.
As states begin the painful process of cutting fat from our obese, food-stamped poor, may the hungry without benefits convert to terminators and burn more than just our flag— this is the only way that America will be warm again.
When ATM’s run dry like the souls of Bernard Madoff capitalists and after all free cheese and butter has been consumed, may a new law be passed to grants gun owners the right to hunt for food on Federal grounds and places like Wall Street.
May the unemployed, working poor and those paying the burden of President Obama’s new cigarette tax understand that it is good that they too lose everything they have—for if they don’t, they’ll keep us as slaves for ever.