Slippery When Wet

Thanks for the beer, Dad
Other kids would have killed
To have a Dad who let them drink
Riding in the back of a pick-up
I passed you a cold beer
Every time you asked for one
Through the sliding glass of the cab
“Want a beer, Charlie?”
“No Dad. Mom would be mad.”
You drove us up and down mountains
Wind blowing my long [...]

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Missing Bette Midler

Bette Midler was euthanized
Master forced into psychiatric care
A band of bitches with DSMV-IV
Locked the queen away

Bette was found nearly dead
On Kosciusko Street
Meowing
On the cellar steps
Lennox the landlord found her
He did not know where the master was
In need of insulin injections
It seemed better to put her
To Rest
Master released on July 12th
Landlord was there
Waiting for the rent
“I [...]

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