Lot was a flaming homosexual. In Biblical Times, it is likely that he was ’as real’ as a high-class transsexual prostitute on 42nd Street. In all likilihood, he was a rough looking ‘lady’ in those days, nothing like modern day transgendered males who have had vaginas built from having their cocks sliced open and turned inside out– looking as much like the ones the Lord hath created. In the days of Lot, having cock suckers around was the ‘norm’. Men tire of clit. Don’t believe everything they say when they are in you and in church. There is nothing more invigorating to the male ego than having another male go down on him and suck him dry. Times have changed. They call it a sin now and brainwash our youth, but long before the three temples and Jesus Christ, gays had a purpose in society.
‘Boy-Girls’ today are equipt with a body like Greek goddesses– pussy to die for and tits to match, with all the inhibitions of being a man still psychologically in tact. Jump in the bed with a transgender and you will have your brains fucked out– that I know. Chicks with dicks are even better. Guys who cannot yet afford the great slicing of their prime remain with 9″ horse-like appendages dangling from where they want a pussy to be.
I’ve known several men who have undergone the change in my time; one I worked with at an AIDS charity. His name was Lee before it became Fantasia and Fantasia, after her hormone treatment to grow just breasts, made love like a construction worker operating a jackhammer.
Lot summoned the sexy gay angels to his house for a reason. He wanted them all for himself, but the men in town got an eyeful of the ‘fresh meat’ in town. And just as with every modern day gay bar in the world, fresh meat is always the best when it comes to man on man love.
“Don’t fuck them until they bleed,” Lot begged. “The air is too windy for birds.”
They were men, of course they went too far with the gay boys. It felt better if they bled. They gang raped the two strangers in town. They ate from the fruit of knowledge again and God was angry at man. That’s why he destroyed those towns, not because of gay men like Lot and his sissy friends who came to town for an ancient ‘circuit party’.


Your exegesis might not fly at the Reformed Orthodox Seminary, but I suspect in some ways it’s uncomfortably closer to reality than the deacon would like.