Left Handed Twins

The National Geographic Channel aired a documentary on multiple births last evening. It was the best thing I have seen on television since Linda Carter was dressed in a swimsuit as Wonder Woman.

Tiny microscopic cameras are going everywhere these days– right up the snatch and into that thing called ‘the womb.’ The show is more mesmerizing than a Australian chasing stingrays on a kangaroo.

See what happens when you discover that most left handed people are probably really a twin and the sole survivor of what experts call ‘Vanishing Twin Syndrome.”

Thanks to new probing cameras and infrared photographs, we are permitted to sit on our sofas and watch from the comfort of our own homes what really goes on inside the womb– the birth place of life.According to the National Geographic Channel, one in every eight of us had a twin, but it was absorbed, for reasons unknown. Perhaps there simply wasn’t enough placenta for both, but more than likely, it’s because one has a bigger egg ego than the other.

The reason scientists believe that most left-handed persons had twins at one time is because of another phenomena they discovered while shooting up the bird of a breeder– “Mirror Twins”– how those rare twins, one left-handed and one right-handed are formed under microscopic conditions. The sience behind the show is breathtaking.

The story on CNN which followed later that evening described possible uterus transplants at New York’s Downtown Hospital within a year’s time.All this new television programming makes me happy that I’m still gay. Legislation may be passed which permits a uterus to be planted inside a male. I volunteer for the experiment. I want a baby and the tax breaks!

To find out what happened to my baby, click here—